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Silent Hill: Revelation 3D in theaters October 26

Open Road Films has acquired the distribution rights to Silent Hill: Revelation 3D, the sequel to 2006’s Pyramid Head fanservice vehicle film adaptation of the Silent Hill franchise. The movie will hit your local cineplex on October 26, and when we say “hit,” we mean “climb through a moist, fleshy hole, screaming with the voice of an injured fawn trapped at the bottom of a well.”

Silent Hill: Revelation 3D stars Sean Bean, Carrie-Anne Moss and loosely follows the plot of Silent Hill 3, in that one of the characters is named Heather Mason and there’s a lot of gross stuff probably. Silent Hill films that aren’t about James Sunderland still don’t really sit well with us, but we’ll see anything that reportedly has Akira Yamaoka’s music in it.

Actually, we have to see anything with Akira Yamaoka’s music in it. We attended a talk he gave during GDC once, and the music he played for his panel was actually a spiritually binding contract with dark, eldritch terrors. If we don’t see this movie, bad things will happen to our organs.Continue reading Silent Hill: Revelation 3D in theaters October 26Silent Hill: Revelation 3D in theaters October 26 originally appeared on Joystiq on Wed, 18 Apr 2012 19:00:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.
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