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ModNation Racers Road Trip: “Pick Up And Play” Redefined

(He says with a smile…) As the self-appointed spokesperson for men everywhere I can personally attest to the widely unspoken truth than men indeed do some of their best work in their secondary “office.” In fact, had I been given permission to test there, I guarantee I would have scored 175-250 points higher on my S.A.T.’s leading to my unfulfilled dream of attending an “accredited” college. Since that dream has long passed me by, I am left with the dilemma: such a throne of inspiration and enlightenment now left to its utilitarian purpose, what to do? Left to task, those minutes can seem like an eternity. Put to proper use they can be redeemed into many leg-numbingly wonderful times! The “Pick Up and Play” Gamers Oath: On a bus, on a train. On a boat, on a plane. On a ladder, or a stool. In a garden, by the pool. Standing up, lying prone, or sitting quietly, on a throne.