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January 4, 2012

Wot I Think: Stellar Impact

Brendan was not allowed to sleep during his holidays, instead we made him play Stellar Impact, which he thinks is pretty good….

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Eurogamer Reader Survey

Hello! We’d like to get to know you better so we can do a bunch of things that make the site better…

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Kojima reveals Metal Gear Solid-themed Nintendo 3DS

Hideo Kojima has revealed a Metal Gear Solid-themed Nintendo 3DS with a teaser image, below. The Japanese developer confirmed on Twitter (via…

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Engineer makes cat companion out of robot using Kinect and Wiimotes

Until the robots rise up and destroy us all, software engineer Taylor Veltrop is fine with using our future usurpers as feline…

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Steam Passes Five Million Concurrent Users

As the lovelies at PC Gamer have observed, Steam passed 5 million concurrent users on the 2nd of January, a spike that…

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Dancing exploit uncovered in The Old Republic

Players of recently released MMO titan Star Wars: The Old Republic have uncovered a bug that allows them to avoid enemy attacks…

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Atari pressures Apple to remove copycats from App Store

Atari has reportedly been throwing its legal weight around on the App Store, forcing out games that resemble its old work. Battlezone-like…

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Disaster Report creator working on new IP for Vita and PS3

The creator of Disaster Report 4, Kazuma Kujo, may have suffered a small setback when his game was canceled following the earthquake…

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Pre-Order King Arthur II And Get A Prologue

Edit: I have been STRONGLY told off by Paradox, involving a firm slap to the back of my knees, informing me that…

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Let The Wookiee Waltz – SWTOR’s God-Cheat

Taptaptap. Is this thing on? One, two, one two. Hello mum. One two. Two. Two. Two. And she’s buyyyyyyyying a stairway to…

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ESRB: Soulcalibur 5 has “large amounts of jiggling cleavage”

In a step forward for video games, Soulcalibur 5 lets you increase the size of female fighters’ breasts. These breasts will then…

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Disaster Report developer making PS3, Vita game

Kazuma Kujo, creator of the Disaster Report series, is making a new downloadable game for PlayStation 3 and PlayStation Vita. The Japanese…

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Star Fox 64 3D miniatures do the tiniest, most adorable barrel rolls

You know that shrink ray you’ve been working on in your attic, Rick Moranis style? Well, rather than a boring old shrunken…

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Steam shoots over 5 million concurrent users mark

Digital platform Steam has surpassed the five million concurrent users mark. Valve’s hugely successful platform enjoyed record numbers for much of last…

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Hideo Kojima: gamers are happy with what they have

Metal Gear creator Hideo Kojima has expressed his concern at the current state of the global games industry – and Japan’s place…

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Xbox Live Avatar tattoos now available

Firearms may have been too suggestive of a topic for the Xbox Live Marketplace to broach, but apparently body modification is an…

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GR Pick: ‘Mass Effect’ Monopoly

One man decided to re-create the ‘Mass Effect’ universe in Monopoly form. Going to jail is a lot worse in this version….

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An Exciting List Of PC Games For 2012

A new year of PC gaming is upon us. But what dark delights await? Wonder not, for we’ve sent our tobacco-powered robot…

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